Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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