Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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