i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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