Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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