They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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