Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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