We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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