Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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