I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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