What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Randomize
