If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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