I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The adults are the big ones right?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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