New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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