The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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