Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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