Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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