her vagine was all disorganized.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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