I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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