he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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