Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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