I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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