i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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