I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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