is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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