We're like a lot better than the average bears
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If that was your dad, he is hot
Farmville is her only friend.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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