Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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