Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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