i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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