K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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