White coat. Heels.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's never too late to be topless.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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