So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
