My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
