Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
