I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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