fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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