North Korea, Best Korea!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
We got so high we made milksteak
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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