Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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