If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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