Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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