If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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