I hate your face
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
My dick has a subreddit
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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