I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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