so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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