i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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