Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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