We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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