I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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