I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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