So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
you win again, gameday.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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