We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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