So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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