Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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