Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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