I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
PANTIES FOUND
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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