I think my fart just growled at me.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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