Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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