Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
home. puking in laundry basket.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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