i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize
